Afrikaans bly maar die beste taal ooit!!!!!

27 Jun


Afrikaans bly maar die beste taal ooit!!!!!! 


Sy het so baie plooie, sy skroef haar hoed op!

Hy is so maer, hy lyk soos ‘n potlood met ‘n handbriek. 

Ek is nou so opgewonde soos ‘n budgie op steroids ! 

Jy’s so skeel jy kyk jouself diep in die o! 

Hy s so kort hy weet nie of dit keelseer of aambeie is nie. 

Hy s so kort hy slaan tot sy onderbroek se pype om. 

Hy is so maer, as hy langs ‘n wit muur loop lyk dit soos n kraak wat beweeg! 

Hy is so skelm, hy bid onder ‘ n skuilnaam 

Ek gaan jou klap dat jy lus kry vir niks 

Ek sit nou so lekker ek staan sommer op en sit weer. 

‘Lang gesig soos ‘n bok wat afdraend vreet.’ 

‘Drank los nie probleme op nie, maar so ook nie tee of koffie nie.’ 

‘Ek voel nou so goed, ek vul sommer die lottonommers verkeerd in.’ 

‘Ek is nou so lui ek trou sommer ‘n swanger vrou.’ 

‘Ondervinding is iets wat jy eers kry nadat jy dit nodig het.’ 

‘My vrou is so lelik, as sy op die sand sit wil die katte haar toekrap..’ 

‘Almal kry die voorreg om onnosel te wees, net jammer party maak misbruik daarvan.’ 

‘Ek is so de bl*ksem in, ek soen sommer ‘n pofadder oopbek’ 

‘Arende vlieg dalk hoog, maar muishonde word nooit deur ‘n vliegtuigmotor ingesuig nie.’ 

‘Die mens is op aarde geplaas om ‘n sekere hoeveelheid werk te doen. Op die oomblik is ek so ver agter ek sal nooit dood gaan nie.’ 

‘Ons kannie almal helde wees nie, iemand moet langs die pad staan en hande klap.’ 

‘Ek glo dat as iets die moeite werd was om te doen, dan sou iemand anders dit lankal gedoen het.’ 

‘Jy mag nooit meer as jou yskas weeg nie!’ 

‘As jy vir jouself kan lag dan het jy altyd iets om oor te lag.’ 

‘As jy lyk soos jou paspoort-foto, dan het jy ‘n reis nodig.’

Thank you Koos for this wonderful reminder!

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