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Smile for a While – Having Fun.

 

 
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Posted by on September 17, 2016 in WISDOM

 

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Posted by on May 21, 2016 in WISDOM

 

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PRIME THE PUMP.

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Working people frequently ask retired people what

they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day, Jeanie my wife and I

went into town and visited a shop.  When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

 

We went up to him and I said, ‘Come on, man,

how about giving a senior citizen a break?’

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an a–hole . He glared at me and started

writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

 

So Bev called him a s–t head. He finished the

second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

 

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it

and went home. We weren’t too concerned about the vehicle’s owner because of the sticker on the back window  “I support Julius Malema”.

 

We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s important at our age.

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Posted by on December 4, 2015 in WISDOM

 

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Smile for a While Today!

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Posted by on November 20, 2015 in WISDOM

 

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Posted by on June 24, 2015 in WISDOM

 

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Today’s Smile for a While.

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Posted by on May 7, 2015 in WISDOM

 

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Weekend Portable Wisdom Smile for a While.

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 A car travelling 100 mph would take more than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.

In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

The average cocoon contains about 300-400 metres of silk.

The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.

Whitby, Ontario has more donut stores per capita than any other place in the world.

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter “E”.

No president of the United States was an only child.

Apples are more effective at keeping people awake in the morning than caffeine.

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

Most lipstick is partailly made of fish scales.

Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating.

Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia.

Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult.

When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second.

A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood.

During your lifetime, you’ll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that’s the weight of about 6 elephants.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.

There wasn’t a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses.

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

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Posted by on January 30, 2015 in WISDOM

 

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